Terms & Disclaimer
The short version, with fewer legal weeds.
It is a joke
This game is intended as satire and entertainment. If you cannot understand the humor, or the humor leaves you offended, upset, or otherwise butthurt, that is not something we can take responsibility for. Please close the page and enjoy something more suited to your sense of humor.
Use at your own risk
The game is provided as-is, without guarantees that it will be accurate, available, bug-free, or emotionally prepared for your high score. We are not responsible for lost progress, lost time, damaged devices, bad moods, or dramatic reactions to cartoon explosions.
Third-party content
This page may include links, advertisements, donation addresses, sounds, images, or other content from third parties, including crypto-related services. We do not control or endorse every third-party service and are not responsible for its content, availability, security, transactions, losses, or questionable financial decisions. Check everything yourself before clicking, paying, or connecting a wallet.
No financial advice
Any crypto address shown on this site is simply a voluntary tip option. Nothing here is financial, investment, legal, or tax advice. Donations are voluntary and may not be reversible, so verify the network and address before sending anything.
By using this site, you acknowledge that you read this page and agree to keep reasonable expectations, a sense of humor, and your wallet recovery phrase to yourself.